Thursday, October 6, 2022

Best, Cute, Funny pickup lines you might want to try

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Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? If you are crushing on someone but don’t know to approach her/him these pick-up lines can help you get your flirt on. Even if these pickup lines are cheesy, corny, cute, and even a little bit dirty, in the end, they will all break the ice. We have crawled the internet and found 100+ best pick-up lines you might want to use. you can use these pick-up lines wherever you want like Tinder, Facebook, Whatsapp, etc. Enjoy!

Funny Pickup Lines

  • Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  •  Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  • If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
  • Hello, I’m a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. I just need your phone number.
  • I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  • Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
  • Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together

Funny pick up lines for girls

  • You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
  • You and me, My Place, next Friday?
  • Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
  •  I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • You have really pretty eyes.
  • Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
  • I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
  • With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
  • Come share a drink with me this weekend.

Smart pick up lines to use on guys

  • Why do you have to look so good?! I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing!
  • In your arms is where I truly belong.
  • I will report you to the police for stealing my heart!
  • Hey, can I take a photo with you? I just want to make my ex jealous.
  • You are hotter than a sunburn!
  • Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
  • Can I slap you in the face…with my lips?
  • Stop staring at me. I might get pregnant!
  • My hands feel cold. Can I put them in your pants to warm up?
  • I think I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?

Romantic, funny pick up lines for guys

  • Shall we play the titanic, you be the ocean and I will go down on you.
  • I think I could fall MADLY in bed with you.
  • My parents raised me to be a good girl. However, I would like to be naughty for you just for tonight.
  • Mind if I try and guess which part of your body you like being kissed the most?
  • Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
  • if you were ice cream I’d eat you any day.
  • Hey, can I kiss your lips, that stay between your hips?
  • If I Had A Garden I’d Put Your Tulips And My Tulips Together.
  • Your Eyes Are Like IKEA…I Get Lost In Them.
  • I Should Call You Google Because You Have Everything I’m Looking For.

Cute pickup lines

  • Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
  • If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
  • Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
  • Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
  • Hey, fall is coming up! And I don’t have the money to buy earmuffs, can I use your thighs?
  • Of All Your Beautiful Curves, Your Smile Is My Favorite.
  • What’s Your Name? Or Can I Call You “Mine”?
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced to life.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Do you know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.

Best pick up lines for tinder

  • Yogurt, Cereal, Soup, [Your Crush] from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
  • I want to be your washing machine. Because that’s the only way I can get your panties wet.
  • You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.
  • I just saw the best up sexy ever.
  • I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
  • Have heard of the platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
  • Fukc me If I’m wrong, but is not your name Meghan?
  • Are you a dictionary? Because you are adding meaning to my life.

Smooth pick up lines for her

  • Are You Made Out Of Grapes? Because You Are Fine As Wine!
  • Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet me?
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven’t Told Me Is Your Name.
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone Said You Were Looking For Me?
  • I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get wet twice.
  • With My IQ And Your Body, We Could Make A Race Of Super Children And Conquer The Earth!
  • Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I’ll Give It Back.
  • How Was Heaven When You Left It?

Dark pick up lines

  • How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day. 
  • I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield
  • I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.
  • I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille? And no, you don’t have to take it off. 
  • You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
  • I am trying to establish a p*** network. Will you do me the honor of being my first client?
  • What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
  • Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy
  • If you ever want to have the first kid, you will get in bed with me. 
  • I can see our future. We are destined to be married. 

Cheesy pick up lines for him

  • I like you just how I like my coffee: tall, dark, and strong.
  • I was feeling OFF the whole day. But then, you showed up and turned me ON!
  • Just so you know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.
  • Stop staring at me. I might get pregnant!
  • You have been such a naughty boy. Go to my bedroom!
  • My hands feel cold. Can I put them in your pants to warm up?
  • Your lap seems available. Can I sit on it?
  • I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
  • This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
  • Wait a second. I need to breathe. Being with you takes my breath away.

Sweetest pickup lines

  • I don’t know your name but I’m sure it is as beautiful as you are.
  • Damn, you’re so gorgeous you made me forget what my pick-up line was.
  • Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
  • If you were a vegetable, you would be called a cute cucumber.
  • Boy: Do you have the time? Girl: What time? Boy: The time to write down my number (or to go out with me)?
  • If I’d say that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • If you were the new burger at McDonald’s, you would be the McGorgeous.
  • Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.
  • Are you wifi because I think we have a connection!

Flirty pick up lines for texting

  • I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now.
  • Take a guess. Which emoji did I place next to your name on my phone?
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime. You steal my heart, and I steal yours.
  • Stop sending me mixed signals and start sending me sexy memes.
  • I just saw your new profile picture. You’re looking hotter than ever.
  • I still exist, in case you have forgotten.
  • I hope you don’t mind that I’m texting you while naked. Or that I’m imagining you naked.
  • I like your style. I like your class. But most of all, I like your arse.
  • I just got out of the shower. Do want to come over and help me get dirty again?
  • You never fail at making me smile and horny.

I hope these cute, Funny pick up lines will entertain you. Let me know your unique ideas in the comment section below.